Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell
happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong
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No one ever went broke selling at a profit.
Bernard Barruch
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Life is like a poker game. Luck dictates the cards you're dealt. How you play those cards is up to you.
Unknown
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The highest reward for a person's toil is not what they get for it, but what they become by it.
John Ruskin
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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already
tomorrow in Australia.
Charles Schultz
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There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Steven Wright
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
Mark Twain
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There's only three things he (Republican presidential candidate and former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani) mentions in a sentence: a noun and a verb and 9/11.
Sen. Joe Biden
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I think as far as the adverse impact on the nation around the world, this administration (Bush II) has been the worst in history.
Jimmie Carter
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I'm not going to get into a name-calling match with somebody (Vice President Dick Cheney) who has a 9 percent approval rating.
Sen. Harry Reed
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Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
Euripides
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Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.
Aesop
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The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires.
Dorothy Parker
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The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
H. L. Mencken
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Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
Rita Rudner
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A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
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No good deed goes unpunished.
Clare Booth Luce
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No amount of artificial reinforcement can offset the natural inequalities of human individuals.
Henry P. Fairchild
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I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
Gilda Radner
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If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim".
Lyndon B. Johnson
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