September Quotes


I may have my faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.

Jimmy Hoffa

It's easier to stay out than get out.

Mark Twain

A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.

St. Jerome

Nothing is illegal if a hundred businesmen decide to do it.

Andrew Young

The condition that caused you to hit the reset button would have corrected itself 1 micro-second later if you had only left it alone.

Raff's Law

There is no thief like a bad book.

Italian Proverb

Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, or steal. He's always had an agent for that.

Bob Hope

Bad companions bring bad luck.

French Proverb

The only thing that saves from the bureaucracy is its inefficiency.

Eugene McCarthy

What this country needs is more unemployed politicians.

Edward Langley

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

Dick Cavett

A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself.

Henry Morgan

The two hardest things to handle in life are failure and success.

Unknown

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