Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer to the end you get, the
faster it goes.
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England and America are two countries separated by a common language.
George Bernard Shaw
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No man stands so tall as when he stoops to help a small child.
Abraham Lincoln
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In Praise of older women: They won't swell, seldom tell, and they're
grateful as hell!
Benjamin Franklin
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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Unknown
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If you don't have anything nice to say about anyone, come sit next to me.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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I thoroghly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would
take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place
and kill him.
Mark Twain
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Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
Will Rogers
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It's dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
Voltaire
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Illiterate? Write for help today!
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Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Eleanor Roosevelt
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Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
H.L. Mencken
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If you want a place in the sun, you must leave the shade of the family
tree.
Osage saying
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Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of time and it only annoys
the pig.
Robert Heinlein
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