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Play On Words
Carlyn L
Guest
Mar 08, 2009
2:13 PM
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1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out
to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was
a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his
work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking
into it.
12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.
One hat said to the other, 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.
When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No
change yet.'
17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at
large.
20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned
veteran.
21. A backward poet writes inverse.
22. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count
that votes.
23. When the cannibals ate a missionary, they got their first taste of
religion.
24. Don't join dangerous cults: practice safe sects!
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Intrepid
Founder
51 posts
Mar 08, 2009
6:30 PM
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It's been said that puns are the lowest form of humor. I'm not sure what that says about me, because I'm quite fond of them.
My fave on this list is #10
Thanks for posting these!
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fredriqua
Guest
Mar 11, 2009
1:45 PM
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Great stuff Carlyn. I can't seem to be able to pick a favorite!
Yes Intrepid, it may be a low form of humor, but sometimes it can be a way to deal with the harsh realities of life. I can't help telling my husband, a colon cancer survivor who procrastinates making an appointment for a colonoscopy: Get your ass to the doctor!
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Intrepid
Founder
52 posts
Mar 11, 2009
9:35 PM
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Lol! I hope he gets the humor, as well as getting checked.
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